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countessmouseDear Executive that I sometimes am forced to work with:
Yeah, it's well known in the company that I have pretty good document-locating skills and, if it's out there, there is a good chance I'll find it. Note that I said "pretty good", not "perfect". Every once in a while, I come up with a big fat zero or I just flat out don't have access to it. If that lack of access relates to subscription fees to an outside vendor we don't have services with, you're just going to have to pony up the dough, pal because I'm not. And if I can't find it, or any information even remotely relating to it, I can't just make it magically appear. Harry Potter I'm not.
Seriously, dude, get a grip. I honestly thought you were about to pitch a temper tantrum when I told you I didn't have the document. You're like in your thirties, for God's sake!
Get away from my cube,
Me
Yeah, it's well known in the company that I have pretty good document-locating skills and, if it's out there, there is a good chance I'll find it. Note that I said "pretty good", not "perfect". Every once in a while, I come up with a big fat zero or I just flat out don't have access to it. If that lack of access relates to subscription fees to an outside vendor we don't have services with, you're just going to have to pony up the dough, pal because I'm not. And if I can't find it, or any information even remotely relating to it, I can't just make it magically appear. Harry Potter I'm not.
Seriously, dude, get a grip. I honestly thought you were about to pitch a temper tantrum when I told you I didn't have the document. You're like in your thirties, for God's sake!
Get away from my cube,
Me
